What do you think of this warning against the bread? 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Half of all children who grow up in households consume bread-score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years, infant mortality rates were unacceptable and many women died in childbirth, and diseases like typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations
Four. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. The bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that less than one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than a month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to dependence. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat beg for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a gateway "food product, leading the user to" difficult "items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even meats.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is water over 90 percent, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being supported by food absorption, turn you into a soggy, no bread sticky pudding.
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 240 degrees Celsius! This kind of heat can kill an adult in less than a minute.
12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
LOL very clever! I heard that carrots are too dangerous .... do u know that 100 PPL died last year from a skiing accident, and 100 ppl died in a bath .... it is also dangerous to take a bath as it is skiing!
Right, if it is a joke I'm not laughing. I know that bread is good for getting rid of a fishbone stuck in someones throat. He put out the bread well.
The man, now I'm in the mood for a little bread
Wow, this stuff bread is almost as dangerous as the water. I heard that people have actually died from the water! I can not believe that people are mortal things around their children.
all the wonders of bread .... wonder bread yay! lol. Sorry, but its pretty funny a little plain. gelatin try to add flavor to your next joke lol
thats funny:) for some reason, I want bread today ...
Fannytastic!
Very Good! I like that one
Posted on February 28, 2010.
