Do you think this is funny? I received one of my friends from Australia, and began to laugh, but my stop? Sex nursing home ....
Harold is 95 and lives in a nursing home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a private garden behind the center to sit and reflect on its accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They start talking and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in the conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?
She asks: "What? 'Sex! "He replied
Mildred exclaims, "Why are you old fart. We could not get up if I wanted a gun to my head!
"I know," said Harold, but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while. "
Well, I can oblige, "said Mildred, who unpacks his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Then they agree to meet secretly every night in the garden where they sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold virility.
Then one night Harold did not show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure it was OK
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home, where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another resident, who was holding Harold manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two timing son of a *****! What does Ethel have that I do not?
Old Harold smiled with pleasure and said: "Parkinson's disease.
LOVE, I also Australia, cheers. a™¥
LMFAO effectively.
Have you heard of the farmer in New Zealand Sheep?
lol
lmfao
I love it!
haha .. that was funny, but not that .. funny I laughed a little though:)
Dnt get
What does "Parkinson" mean?
THAT was cute old man gettin his WAS
huh? Parkinson? whos Parkinson?
What is Parkinson's disease?
hahahah!
wat ... I do not understand .. (Old people jokes dam)
well first of all I do get it, but if I bet I would be super funny
hahahha its funny and for the people of Parkinson's is a disease where your hand moves
LMAO! BEAT IT!
.. Hilarious good one
I thought it was funny. Nothing to make me fall off my chair, but funny.
HAHAHAHA Parkinson's is a disease that causes people to tremble and twitch uncontrollably. It's a joke cool.
Posted on March 21, 2010.
